When I got into my car this morning and put on my seatbelt, I remembered that I had a dream last night that I got pulled over and fined 2,000 dollars for not wearing my seat belt. A week or two ago I had a dream I ran a red light. A week before that I had a couch for a car in one of my dreams. I sense a theme....although I'm not really sure it makes much sense.
"I've been dating Marc for almost two years."
"Congratulations, did you want a cookie?"
"Two actually, for two years."
"Well I've been dating Alan for five years. So I get five cookies."
"Sydnee gets eighteen because she's been dating herself for eighteen years."
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Ouch.
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