Morganville...

‎"Did you see my ninja move? That was fast, right?" 
"You are not a ninja, Shane." 
"I've watched all the movies. I just haven't gotten the certificate from the correspondence course yet."

"Tell you what: you can be Glammera the vampire hunter. I'll stick with manly and heavily armed."


"You're seriously going to worry about what people think right now?"
"No, I'm worrying about people taking pictures and putting them on Facebook. That crap never dies. Kind of like you, Mikey."
Michael, straight-faced, said, "He's got a point, because I would definitely take pictures. So would you." 
Eve had to grin. "Yeah, I would. Okay, then. But you'd look glam. I could fix you up with silver eye shadow to match."

Just a few Morganville Vampires quotes from Ghost Town.  (: