Lady Gaga, Burger King, Hungarians and Transgenders?!

So my first day working the 11 to 7 shift was interesting. Many interesting things happened today....

1.)
CJ: So...how's your Puerto Rican?
Me: Well, I haven't really talked to him recently.
CJ: Well, why don't you write him a song!?! Juliano, Juliano! Juli-juli-ano, Juli-juli-ano!!
Tanner: Uhm, CJ, you stole that from Lady Gaga.
CJ: THAT'S ALEJANDRO! This is completely different!
Me: ...
Tanner: Juliano? Is that the masculine form of Julie?

2.)
Shawn (On drive-thru about the guy that's ordering): I don't think he's American...
Me: He's hungarian?!
Shawn: What?! (Starts laughing into headset) CRAP!!!
Heidi: Are you sure he wasn't just hungry?

3.)
This guy from my grade, Matt Davey, came into Burger King and ate. Then I saw him walk towards the bathrooms. I had to go to the bathroom, so I went to the bathroom. And when I was washing my hands, he came out of the stall next to me. Why was he in the GIRL'S bathroom?!
Heidi (After me explaining this): Well does he have a daughter?
Me: No...
Heidi: Is he a transgender?!
Me: I don't think so...

4.)
The stink bomb that someone threw in the entrance.

5.)
The fact that I SURVIVED.

I think I like my new shampoo...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAD!