Me: CJ, do you find Puerto Ricans attractive?
CJ: HELL YES! ...Why do you ask?
Me: No reason.
CJ: Are you into a Puerto Rican?! OOOH I want the dirt!
Me: There really isn't any dirt.
CJ: Did you ask because you're concerned if it's right to like a Puerto Rican or not since Puerto Rico is trying to become the 51st state?!
Me: Yes, CJ. That is why I asked.
James: This kid I know just got his fourteenth under age charge last night!
Ryan: Can't they like....give him the death penalty for that?
Some old guy gave me ninety six cents today! (:
18. Aspiring Writer. Book Devourer. Full-Time Nerd. Disregard my obsession with TMI Series, Ke$ha, keys and glitter. I'm totally normal. x]
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