The many random things Tanner says...

Tanner: "If I was an Indian, my name would be Old Man Little Fish. Anybody who tried to fuck with my tribe would DIE."

Me: "You guys swear too much."
Tanner: "FUCK FUCK FUCKFUCKFUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK."
Me: "Tanner..."
Tanner: "FUCK!"
Me: *sigh*

Me: "Have you ever noticed that guys when they see each other they go 'Sup?' or 'What's up?' or 'What's good' or 'How's it going?' but it's less of a question and more of a greeting to them. They often answer each other by repeating the question. I don't understand it...
Tanner: "Because we don't give a fuck. And if I say 'What's up?' to someone and they don't respond with 'What's up?" back and walk right past me, I'll tell them to fuck off because that's just rude."

Me: "I don't know how to be mean."
Tanner: "I think you need to spend some more time with me."
Me: "I think I've spent too much lately."
Tanner: "I'm going to teach you how to be mean. Ella and I are teaming up. We're going to completely change you. You're not going to be a writer anymore. You're going to be...."
Me: "What?"
Tanner: "....A rapper."
Me: "What? That would be one scary world."

Tanner: "....And then I was like, don't make me get my samurai sword! There was this sketchy scruffy black guy that bought a samurai sword and I swear he was going to go chop someone's head off."

Tanner: *singing*
Me: "Please don't sing Tanner."
Tanner: "I have a rubber band Syd! Don't make me use it!"
Heidi: "What is up with you harassing Syd lately?"
Tanner: *shrugs* "It's fun."

Tanner: "From now on, every time I see you I'm going to say 'Sup?' And you're going to respond with 'Sup?' And it's going to be our thing. Oh and you're now officially ChipMAN."
Me: "Whatever you say, Old Man Little Fish."